lovelynobody00:

moriarty:

how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off

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its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones

the southern isles send their regards

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Worms

baffledinbrooklyn:

OB called the NICU office yesterday to let us know that on Thursday they will be doing a c-section on a woman with intestinal worms. The nurse from OB then informed me that the OB attending indicated in the schedule book that a large piece of tegederm (Fancy clear medical tape used for wound dressings and IVs) should be placed over the patients anus in triage to avoid the worms crawling out during the surgery and contaminating the OR.

In related news, I am off Thursday.

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nursingmonkeymomma:

So we recently had a guy in town pour gasoline on himself, light himself on fire, run through a carwash to put out said fire, steal someone’s car, and break into someone’s house…all because he was hallucinating due to meth use.
Don’t do drugs, kids.